Favorite Color Jokes

I hate it more than red and blue combined.

me: How are you

her: I'm fine

me: So what's your favorite colour?

her: Ohh please stop asking stupid
questions. Ask me something logical
and matured.

me: How many moles of Sodium
bicarbonate are needed to neutralise
0.8 ml of Sulphuric Acid at STP...

he... read more

M'genta

Purrrple!


(Told by my 5yo niece.)

**Ochrrrrrrrrrre?**

Twerkoise

What's your favourite colour of a person.

Cordaroy

Burnt Umber.

It was just a pigment of his imagination

A mother has 3 kids.


The first kid goes up to her mom and says,
"Mommy, why I am I named petal?"


The mom responds, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."


The second child goes up to her mom and says, "Why am I named Rose?"


Th... read more

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Arrrr

What's a pirate's favorite color? Arrrrange

What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?"

at this point you pause and wait for your audience to say "the arrrmy"



"No, the Navy, dumbass"

1. What's your favorite color?

2. What's your mother's maiden name?

3. What's your social security number?

4. What's your birthday?

I'm very proud of my 90% success rate.

So this woman goes to the undertaker to make arrangements for her husbands funeral. She says "Look, I've got some special requests for the service. First off,I want an open casket, so that people can pay their final respects, and secondly I want my husband buried in a blue suit." The undertaker s... read more

A man buys shoes that shine like a mirror and goes dancing at a club. To impress women, he bets them that he can guess their favorite color. When he begins dancing with the first woman, he tells that her favorite color is red. He dances with a second woman and tells her favorite color is blue. The w... read more

my favorite color is mediochre.

An art student showing off their fanart at a Comicon is discussing their work with a customer, and comments: "I know I overuse red and blue, but I can't help it, it's my favorite color pair!"
A passerby asks: "Oh, is it?", and is then brutally executed by the surrounding nerds.

The depressed-looking woman goes up the embalmer and says, "My husband died a few days ago in a car crash. When he died, he was in a black suit. It would be very nice if you could change his suit into one that is blue after embalming him. Blue was his favorite color, so I hope you understand." The e... read more

The interviewer says "Alright, you can get the job if you can come up with a sentence with the words green, pink and yellow."

First man replies "Well that's easy, my favorite colors are green, pink and yellow."

Interviewer smiles and says "You're hired!"

The second man scoffs an... read more

A new widow, upon learning that her late husband had been dressed in a black suit for burial, told the funeral director she wanted a blue suit instead; it was his favorite color and she would pay extra for the change.

On the day of the funeral, there was her husband in his coffin with a form... read more

The woman happened to be Joe's long-lost aunt Froda, and upon seeing him, beckoned him to her. Froda told him, "These are my 3 children!"
She pointed to this first one.
"He is Watery."

"Why Watery?" Joe asked her.

"Cause when he was born, a droplet of water fell on his head."
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There she meets with Saint Peter, and he says "Hello, and welcome to Heaven! In order to pass into the Pearly Gates there is one requirement that you must meet, and it's fairly simple. All you have to do is spell a word, any word will do." The woman then replies, "ok, P-U-R-P-L-E, Purple, it's my fa... read more