Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Neither have Ethiopians.

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?

They are both living off of dead beatles.

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying.

(First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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Why are Ethiopians so good at blowjobs?

Because they have to swallow everything they can

Ethiopian jokes I've heard from over the years.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake

What do you call 10 Ethiopians carrying a canoe over their heads?

A comb

What do you call an Ethiopian with a club foot?...

Some horrible Ethiopian jokes I know. [NSFW]

-How do you kill 10 flies at once?
Punch an Ethiopian in the face
-How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of 'em.
-How can you tell if an Ethiopian is pregnant?
Hold her up to the light
-Ever had Ethiopian food?
Neither have they

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