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Hugh the Blacksmith

So there are three friars living atop a mountain, and they tend to the most beautiful garden in all the land.

One day, one of the friars decides he could make a flower one hundred times prettier than all the other flowers in the garden, if only he could cross-breed a few that he had already.<...

A man who wanted to get married brought his girlfriend home for dinner to meet his mother...

However, after the dinner, the mother quietly told her son that she didn't like his girlfriend and that she was completely against the idea of their marriage. The man and his girlfriend left, and the girl went home.

Feeling depressed, the boy called his best friend. "What am I supposed to do?...

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