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Daylight robbery...

I got robbed today at Shell gas station.
I called the cops, and they asked if I knew who did it.

I said, "Yeah, pump 6."

Apparently the clocks are going back next week

I guess thatโ€™s daylight robbery

My neighbor tried to charge me $20 to watch the eclipse from his balcony

Daylight robbery

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