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Eli Manning Jokes

What do Gisele, Eli Manning, and Nick Foles all have in common?

All three managed to take a ring from Tom Brady.

Aaron Rogers, Eli Manning and dak Prescott walk into a bar

To watch the playoffs

A boy stands before a judge

His parents are divorcing, and the judge asks him to choose where to live.

“Do you want to live with your dad?” asks the judge.

“No, because he beats me” replies the boy.

“Would you like to live with your mother?”

“No, she beats me too. I want to live with Eli Manning.”...

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