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I Passed My Driving Exam!

...yea, I'm a roads scholar

A blonde is taking her driving exam

She gets into the car and the teacher fails her immediately.
- What do you mean? I just got into the car.
- Yes, but you got into the back seat.

I had my driving exams today and scored 9 out of 10

The last guy managed to jump out of the way

I don't know how I failed my driving exam.

The guy was checking me out the whole time.

A man and his wife are speeding down the highway when they get stopped by a police officer

"Do you know why I pulled you over?" The officer asks
"Not really" the man answers
"Don't worry, sir, you're not in trouble, I actually pulled you over because I find the way you drive your car really impressive, you're a skilled driver, I bet you aced your driving exam and really earned that ...

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