Drawing Blood Jokes - 4 Hilarious Drawing Blood Jokes

I was applying to volunteer at a blood drive, but they rejected me when they asked me to demonstrate drawing blood.

I guess they didn't want me to use crayon.

Did you hear about the nurse who kept needling her dead patient?

She was drawing blood in vain.

Doctors are pretty good artists.

They are great at drawing blood.

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It's 1845 and a man travels to Montana with his wife and son to settle. (LONG)

It's 1845 and Jacob travels to Montana with his wife and son to settle. After hard work, he has a log cabin built and pulls a brass bell from a steamer trunk they brought with them.

His wife, Sara, is bemused, asking what the bell is for. As the man proceeds to hang it from the eaves just in...

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