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Dick Joke Jokes

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I was going to tell you guys a dick joke

But most of you have a firm grasp of it

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I would make a dick joke

But I’m not sure it would fit in.

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What does it mean if you're gullible about dick jokes?

You're a sucker.

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The Voo Doo Dick Joke!!! (NSFW)

I think maybe alot of people have heard this, but i did a search on jokes and didn't see it, so for those who haven't, enjoy.

EDIT: K, before anyone says anything, i googled this and found that user sean7755 actually posted his own version of this first, so no offense to him, and i'll leave ...

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Some people tell big dick jokes, some people tell small dick jokes

My dicks a medium- it talks to ghosts.

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Does anyone know a good dick joke?

I do. But if I type it out on here, it would be too shlong.

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Some dick jokes

My dick is like a tsunami
No one will try riding it
My dick is like an essay
It’s always hard
A friend once told me to go fuck myself
I said “My dick isn’t that long!”

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My girlfriend loves dick jokes.

She always laughs at mine anyway.

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Why do dick jokes work on every occasion?

Because they can fit anywhere

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A king summons three of his most loyal subjects to a meeting

The king looks at the first man, who was named Rand.

"Rand, kiss my hand!" he orders.

Rand obeys him and kisses his hand. The king looks at the second subject, who was called Lee.

"Lee, kiss my knee!"

Lee obeys and kisses his king's knee. The king turns in the direction o...

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What do you call a boat full of penises and potatoes?

A dictatorship.



I actually told this joke to the lunch lady when I was in kindergarten, and she told it to the entire teachers lounge, so I became the Dick Joke Kid to all the teachers from age 6.

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a dick joke.

In 1990s arsenal football team had a player named david dick. When he was injured the newspaper wrote arsenal to play without dicks. The coach was upset so the newspaper changed the headline to read arsenal to play with dicks out... A number of women attended the match....

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My friend and I both had dick jokes to tell a co-worker

My friend politely said I can go first because mine is shorter.

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A dick joke

It's short, but it always gets laughed at.

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I’m bad at making dick jokes.

It’s just really hard.

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All dick jokes are essentially the same

they just vary in length.

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I also heard a dick joke at church camp

One Sunday morning, there was a girl named Sarah sitting in Sunday school when she fell asleep. The teacher called on Sarah and asked "who in the Bible turned water into wine?" The boy next to Sarah poked her with a pencil and she woke up and shouted "Jesus!" "Very good. Now can you tell me who c...

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Stephen Hawkins dick joke

The smartest man in the world literally went onto a stage and said
I can now get erections, the doctors disabled my pop up blocker

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A Jewish comedian was doing a special on dick jokes

They were 10% off.

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Not your average dick joke

What does the Pink Panther and a male prostitute have in common?

They’re both Peter Sellers.

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Why do Redditors like dick jokes?

Because you can't spell Happiness without "Ha Penis"

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I don't think dick jokes are very funny

Maybe I should try harder

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I’ll always laugh at a good dick joke,

Especially when they aren’t very long.

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Wanna hear a dick joke?

Or maybe something more formal? A Richard joke?

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I was gonna make a dick joke, but

someone already beat me to it

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All good Dick jokes...

are well concocted.

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