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Dating apps are so weird

Apparently "must be an animal lover" doesn't mean what you think.

What do dating apps and the 4th of July have in common?

Both really get going just after dark, start with a spark, and end with a bang.

Women on dating apps give me compliments all the time

One time this girl told me "you are unmatched"

Which Disney Princess is always on dating apps?

Tinderella.

Told my friend to use multiple dating apps to find a partner because…

… she doesn’t believe in love at first site

Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages

For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack.

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Trying dating apps for the first time while quarantined has me thinking...

I often see profiles requiring men no shorter than 6 ft tall. Judging from how close people get in grocery stores, Peter Dinklage must be at least 6'4"

Which dating apps do priests prefer to use?

Kinder

She was a gentle custodian of money made from dating apps

A tender tender of Tinder tender

yo mama is so old..

her profile is on carbon dating apps

I never believed in the after life, spirits or ghosts...

Until I got on dating apps.

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