Curtain Rod Jokes - 5 Hilarious Curtain Rod Jokes

The Divorce Settlement

On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, he had the movers come to collect his things.

On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on some soft background musi...

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades.

(sorry)

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging out next to a window?

curtain rod

My two friends Rod and Kurt started a business the other day...

You should look it up, it's called Kurt and Rod's Curtain Rods.

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John's last fart

Ol John loved to fart. Perhaps what he loved most was that it pissed off his wife Nellie when he farted in bed early in the morning to wake her up, always in her direction. He would hold it back and build all the pressure he could stand, then let it fly, making all the noise he could. One day the wi...

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