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Cuervo Jokes

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Jose Cuervo showed up at his girlfriend's house with a gun...

Tequila

A doctor, a nurse, and a mom walk into a bar

The doctor sits first and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
The nurse sits second and orders a shot of Jose Cuervo.
The mom sits last and says "I'm sorry but i don't do shots" then falls to the flood dead from polio.

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I thought this was relevant considering my username... Pretty funny joke :)

Guy walks in a bar, sits and gets a beer. He sees a jar filled with 5$ behind the bar. The barman explains the client needs to put 5$ in the jar to know what it's about. The client pays up, the bartender explains the client will get all the money if he can do 3 things successfully. 1-Drink a shot of...

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