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Is it "Happy Impeachment" or "Merry Impeachment"?

I don't want to offend anyone.



Treason's Greetings and Impeach Navidad!
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What do law enforcement personnel sing during Christmas?

Police navidad
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What's a shirt's favorite song?

Fleece Navidad

My 8 year old nephew told me this today.
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How do you wish Beethoven aMerry Christmas?

Fur-Elise Navidad!
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What do you call an apartment for lease during christmas time?

For Lease Navidad
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[Warning: Dad joke] What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad
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