Jose Cuervo showed up at his girlfriend's house with a gun...
Tequila
A doctor, a nurse, and a mom walk into a bar
The doctor sits first and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. The nurse sits second and orders a shot of Jose Cuervo. The mom sits last and says "I'm sorry but i don't do shots" then falls to the flood dead from polio.
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