A Car full of bank robbers has crashed into a cement truck yesterday while evading police …
The police are now searching for hardened criminals.
A cement truck smashed into a prison van...
Police are telling people to be on the lookout for 8 hardened criminals.
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Introducing a new joke style: I wish all the ladies
This was a thing we used to do on my sea scout ship after competition. It's a rhyming couplet in the general style of
"I wish all the ladies Were [XXXX] And I'd be [YYYY] And [sex pun]"
A few examples:
I wish all the ladies Were winds on the sea And I'd be the sa...
A child was born without a body...
The doctor said there was nothing they could do, but the parents cared for their child anyways. Several years later, the parents were approached by the same doctor, saying, "I've got some good news. We now have the capability to give your child a body, would you like that?" Of course the parent...
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