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Caught Red Handed Jokes

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When I was younger, I stole a cookie after Sunday school. As I was creeping away, I was caught red handed by a priest.

I was fucked.

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Today a young man was detained after being caught red handed with a giant magnifying glass. He'd been focusing the light to a small dot on to peoples bottoms until they caught fire.

He was prosecuted for -sun

Why did the burglar wear Blue gloves?

He didn't want to get caught Red handed!

An English woman finds out her husband is cheating on her

She is distraught, fueled by anger - so much so that she decides the only course of action is to have him killed. In her grief, she contacts and old friend who works amongst the criminal underbelly of London. He recommends she seek out a specific hitman, known in the business as Big Artie. He is eff...

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I used to have a secret fetish for used tampons, but it's not so secret anymore.

I was caught red handed.

Did you hear about the guy who broke into a paint factory?

he was caught red handed
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