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I was out on a first date and the lady asked me if I was more of a cat person or a dog person.

I said "I'm a vegetarian."

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I am over 18

My new girlfriend is a cat person...

.. her breath stinks of fish, she shits in a tray, and she disappears for days at a time

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Before our marriage when my wife told me that she’s a cat person, I should have realized that...

..... for the rest of my life she’s gonna sit on the other side of the bed & ignore me all day.

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When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I had lab experience.

I said I was more of a cat person.

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