A cat owner invited their neighbor over for dinner and introduced their four cats. "That's Alogue, Aract, Erpillar, and Astrophe," they announced. The neighbor was surprised and asked, Where on Earth did you get those names?
Oh, those are their last names, the owner said. Their first names are Cat.
What is a cat owner’s favorite delivery service?
The usps pssss psss psss
If you’re a cat owner, you don’t need an explanation for this joke!
A Doberman, a Golden Retriever and a cat died and met God. God said to them, “Tell me why I should let you into heaven.” The Doberman said, “I’ll protect you with my life.” God said, “You can sit at my right side.” The Golden Retriever said, “I will fetch your slippers and anything el...
My friend advised me to date a cat owner..
..because they can love someone who doesn't even like them back
Do you know cat owners are 50% less likely to suffer from a heart attack
mainly because their hearts are already broken
A man goes on vacation and leaves his cat with his brother
He's gone for a few days and decides that he misses his furry friend, so he calls his brother up to check on her. His brother answers the phone.
"Hey! I'm just calling to check on how Fluffy's doing without me"
His brother on the other end gets quiet before saying, "I dont know how t...
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