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What Do You Call A Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who likes to pass gas?

Puss and toots

What do you call a cat with 8 heads?

An octopuss

What do you call a cat made out of Iron?

Fe-line

What do you call a cat-loving stinging insect?

A waspspspspsps.

What do you call a cat wearing an iron armor?

(Fe)line

What do you call a cat who walks on two legs?

Doesn't matter what you call it. It still won't come.

What do you call a cat in a gun belt?

Kitty kitty bang bang

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What do you call a cat on a sex offenders list?

A purrvert

What do you call a cat copying off of another cat?

.....a cheetah!

What do you call a cat you get for Christmas?

Santa Claws

What do you call a cat on the beach?

Sandy Claws. Happy holidays everyone.

What do you call a cat that barks??

Fake mews.

What do you call a cat that you wear on your wrist?

Aristocrat

What do you call a cat with a sports car?

A furr-ari...

What Do You Call a Cat Afraid of Math?

A squaredycat.

What do you call a cat that is unable to speak?

Mewt

What do you call a cat who eats a lemon?

A sourpuss.

What do you call a cat who rules the house?

A hoMEOWner.

What do you call a cat who's been living with the queen?

An Aristocat.

What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?

A copy cat :)

When you work from home, what do you call a cat on the stairs in the morning?

Traffic.

What do you call a cat served on a silver plate?

A platter-pus

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What do you call a cat named Edward who has sex with his mother?

Oedipussy.

What do you call a cat that tries to convince you to pet it?

Purr-suasion

What do you call a cat who steals someone's identity?

An impawster.

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What do you call a cat that participated in the Chinese Cultural Revolution?

a Meowist

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What do you call a cat gang leader in the hood?

The mein coon

What do you call a cat that can't use the litter box?

ill-litter-it

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Some of my favourite cat jokes

What's a cats favourite colour? **Purr-ple!**

What do you call a cat who drinks lemonade? **A Sour-Puss!**

What is a cats favourite car? **A Cat-illac!**

What is a cat's favourite day of the week? **Caturday!**

Animals missing legs.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It Doesn't matter, it is not going to come anyways.

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

Take him for a drag.

What do you call a cat with no legs?

General Tso's chicken

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Grou...

Best cat jokes lmao

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
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