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Capital One Jokes

In light of the customers' data breach Capital One unveiled a new slogan today:

Who's in your wallet?

Was at a “Capital One Cafe” and asked the waitress for her phone number.

Oh NOW they start guarding personal data.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Most YouTube ads are only unskippable for 5 seconds, so they try to cram something surprising + the brand name in the first 5 seconds of the ad.

Hence you get ads that are basically Samuel L. Jackson screaming "Capital One, mothafucka!"

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