"Paddy, what's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" asks Callum.
"Look at this," says Paddy, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping wife, "that's a Pussy."
"It's wonderful, can I touch it?" asks Callum
"No Callum" says Paddy. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake up t...
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Callum’s Seafood Restaurant and Circumcision Clinic
Where yesterday’s cut is today’s calamari!
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Two Irish men were talking one morning..
"You were so drunk yesterday!", said Callum.
"Why, What did I do?", said David.
"You took a taxi home!"
"So what, it means i don't wan't to get caught for drunk drivin'!"
"The party was at your OWN HOUSE!"
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Had this really irritating flat mate
When I was at uni I had this really irritating flat mate called Callum. Always leaving his shit lying around and not tidying up. Drinking my milk out of the fridge, eating the last slice of bread. Pissing on the toilet seat. You know the sort of guy, the one who’s stirring your pint with his cock wh...
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