Callum’s Seafood Restaurant and Circumcision Clinic
Where yesterday’s cut is today’s calamari!
Two Irish men were talking one morning..
"You were so drunk yesterday!", said Callum.
"Why, What did I do?", said David.
"You took a taxi home!"
"So what, it means i don't wan't to get caught for drunk drivin'!"
"The party was at your OWN HOUSE!"
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Had this really irritating flat mate
When I was at uni I had this really irritating flat mate called Callum. Always leaving his lying around and not tidying up. Drinking my milk out of the fridge, eating the last slice of bread. on the toilet seat. You know the sort of guy, the one who’s stirring your pint with his wh...
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