The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The busser sees the entire table.
How many restaurant managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One sitting in the back office looking at Reddit, one smoking a cigarette with the chef behind the kitchen and one sitting at the bar who will tell the hostess to ask a server to find a busser to change the light.
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