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What's different between Red Lobster and Facebook ?

At Red Lobster, the servers are responding.

You hear about the fight at red lobster?

Four fish were battered!

I asked my girlfriend if they serve whales at red lobster.

That way next time we go we know if we can bring her mother.

A man walks into a seafood restaurant and was told they had Lobster Tails on offer for $1.

โ€œThey must be small," he says.

"No, they're normal size," replies the waitress.

"Well they're old then."

"Fresh today," she answers.

"Then I'll have one," says the man, smiling.

The waitress takes him to table and he sits down.

"Once upon a time,...

My stoner friend is on the 'seaweed' diet...

He sees weed, then smokes it in the parking lot at Red Lobster

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