The Olive Garden should sponsor The Fast and Furious franchise.
Because when you are there, you are Family.
What do Olive Garden and brothels in Alabama have in common?
They both use the slogan “When you’re here, you’re family”
Why did the Alabama man only sleep with waitresses from Olive Garden?
Because when you're there, you're family.
What is an epileptic person's favorite dish at Olive Garden?
A seizure salad
I got banned from Olive Garden for eating too much breadsticks
“*how many did you eat?**” “Olive them.”
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A man was arrested for having sex inside a West Virginian Olive Garden with an employee.
Apparently he took "When you're here, you're family" too literally.
The Olive Garden
I was asking the waitress at the Olive Garden about their Slogan 'When you are here, you're Family'? Then I asked her if I could borrow 50 dollars or some power tools that I promised to return with no real expectations of ever returning them. I bet she talked bad about me after I left, becaus...
Going to an orgy in the South is a lot like going to Olive Garden
When you’re there you’re family.
Where do you go if you get food poisoning from the Olive Garden?
To the Hospitalliano.
Jesus Christ turned water into wine and got worshiped by millions.
I turned weed into cookies and now I have to wash dishes at an Olive Garden to pay rent.
Coronavirus really changed my Tour of Italy...
... the waitress at Olive Garden had to bring it out to my car.
What do you call a Ghost without any Boo’s?
SOBER!
Note: (am Dad) I told this joke to my kids at Olive Garden last night, and an old lady made sure to let me know how corny it was
I realized today that I really only have two options when it comes to a career path.
I'm going to end up in jail or working at Olive Garden. Either way endless salads are getting tossed.
How do you say McDonalds in Italian?
Olive Garden
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