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Bunga Bunga

Three men are on safari, captured by a native tribe, and brought before their king.

The king looks at the first man and asks “Death or Bunga Bunga?”

Not wanting to die, the man chooses the unknown option of Bunga Bunga and a giant warrior bends him over and anal bangs him.

The...

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Saw The Dark Knight Rises tonight. Thought back to this joke during a scene (NSFW)

Three missionaries get caught by cannibals, and the cannibals throw them in a bamboo jail.
The chief pulls one of them out of the bamboo jail and says, "You have two choice...death or bunga bunga."

The missionary thinks to himself, "I don't want to die...", so he says, "I'll take bunga bun...

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