Why is it so hard for bank accounts to quit their addictions?
They experience severe withdrawal symptons
Men are like bank accounts
Without a lot of money they don’t generate much interest.
I told my wife after checking our bank accounts we can retire and live comfortably for the rest of our lives
As long as we die by Sunday
One of my bank accounts is 8 figures
$0.0000001
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A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman.
He noticed her sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman seated over there' ..... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not lookin...
How do you stop a Communist dictator from charging?
Freeze his foreign bank accounts.
I am so single
when I go to a restaurant I split the bill between my two bank accounts
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