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Baby Name Jokes

Make fun of Kim Kardashians baby name choice for 'North West' if you want...

But that child is going straight to the top...

And slightly to the left...

Baby names

Right before giving birth, a woman carrying twins falls into a coma and has an emergency C\-section. When she finally woke up, she called the doctor over and asked about her children. "Oh, they're beautiful. You had a boy and a girl." the doctor says.

She begins to smile and asks "Wait, who ...

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A woman gave birth to a baby named Richard.

Even as a newborn he was a Dick to everyone.

Why was the Royal baby named Archie

Because Richie would have been too obvious.

My girlfriend asked me what my favourite baby name is.

Apparently "Not Yet" isn't a suitable suggestion.

my wife got mad at me after picking out baby names...

she like it for the first week then it clicked for her... i said Peter Brian Johnson for a baby boy and Veronica Jessica Johnson for a baby girl...

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