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What did the Scottish lass say when she heard there would be universal free period products? Everyone! All together now!

β€œIt’s about bloody time!”

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Heard on the Underground

A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers...
1) "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cro...

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