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Aleutian Jokes

I thoight I saw an eye doctor when I was in Alaska

But it turned out to be an Optical Aleutian

So I heard there's a group of optometrists who founded a colony on an archipelago off the coast of Alaska, but the islands themselves are very weird to look at.

They're called the Optical Aleutians.

My eye Dr. is an Eskimo

I guess you could say I'm seeing an optical Aleutian

Alaska doesn't exist

It was all an aleutian.

What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

...An optical Aleutian.





I actually made this one up.
But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

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