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The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?”

And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”

That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.

"You have a reminder set for 5pm today," my phone said.

"A reminder? What is it?" I asked.

"It's a notification to ensure you don't forget something, but that's not important right now," the phone replied.

Then I remembered I'd left it in Airplane mode.

Flight Attendant: Please don't forget to activate 'airplane mode'

Me: Running around with my arms spread making airplane noises.

My phone fell from the 20th floor,

good thing it was in airplane mode.

I set my phone to airplane mode

I lost it two weeks ago and everyone has a different opinion on what happened to it

Even when I put my phone in airplane mode, it only flies as far as I throw it.

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I know i was a smart kid

When i was like 8 or 9 i threw my father's phone from the terrace, by turning the airplane mode on cause i thought it would take off. And after 10 years, here i am studying engineering realizing that airplanes don't take off mid-air. I should've tried it on the ground.

I was playing SimplePlanes on my phone

I made a nice jet, but for some reason it didn't seem to work well. But then I realized



I didn't have airplane mode on

A Malaysian man buys a new phone...

He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere.

Everyone has their own way of remembering

To celebrate 9/11, I like to set my phone to airplane mode and throw it at a building.

I bought a fan today, but it wasn’t strong enough.

So I put it on airplane mode.

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£1000 for the new iPhone X?

Hope airplane mode takes me on fucking holiday.

I got a new German cell phone

I put it on airplane mode. It locked me out and then crashed

My phone keeps going missing

Serves me right for leaving it on airplane mode

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