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Active Shooter Jokes

How many Texas cops does it take to save children from an active shooter?

Still under investigation.







Edit: For those who assume I think any part of this situation is funny... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black\_comedy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_comedy). Also who gave me a Wholesome award? That's seriously messed up.

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What's the worst question to ask in a job interview?

Do you have active shooter drills here?

Say what you will about Americans being fat and lazy...

but active shooters are always determined, dedicated, and in shape.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do you call an angry black man?

Typical. What do you call an angry white man?


Active shooter.

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