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95th Jokes

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It's a Jewish man's 95th birthday

His friends decided last minute they would get him a stripper. The only person available was about 70 years old.

At his party, the stripper, tassels at her knees, was giving the old man a lap dance when she said,

"Ooh baby. I'm gonna give you some supa sex tonight!" To which he replie...

Mama's Bible

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors
and lawyers.

One evening, they chatted after having dinner together.

They discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly
mother who moved to Florida .

The first said, "You know...

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