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For an old man's 98th birthday,

his 3 grandsons paid for a hooker and sent her to his home. When the old fella opened the door he asked what a pretty girl like her was doing at his home. She replied "I was sent here as a gift to you" The old man asked "What is it that you do?" Hooker says "Im well known for my super blowjobs" Gra...

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A man has his 98th birthday

A man has his 98th birthday. They wheel in a giant cake, and a sexy 21-year-old blonde jumps out.

She whispers to him "I can give you some super sex."

So the old man replies, "Well then, I'll have the soup."

Its a long one, sorry

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all die and need to climb the staircase to heaven. There are a hundred steps, and on each step is a man with a joke. If you laugh at a joke you have to start over. The red head laughs at the 3rd step, and the brunette makes it to the 46th step and laughs. The blon...

A blonde, a bunette, and a ginger.

They all were at the gate of heaven. An angel told them that on each step they were told one of satan's jokes and if you laugh they go to hell, there were 100 steps. On the 32nd step the brunette laughed. On the 78th step the ginger laughed. The blonde got up to the 98th step but then laughed. ...

3 girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead die and go to heaven, but God awaits them with a challenge

They must hear 100 jokes before they get to heaven, if they laugh, they go to hell. The brunette laughs at the 6th joke and goes to hell. The redhead laughs at the 58th joke and goes to hell. The blonde makes it all the way to the 98th joke before laughing, God, puzzled, asks why she laughed when sh...

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