UPJOKE
thousandthordinal500th200th120thfiftieththirtieth100th600th250th150th300th400th115th175th

1000th Jokes

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette die and go to heaven...

There they are greeted by St. Peter who looks at them grimly.

"Unfortunately, heaven is quite full at the moment so you must all undergo a test to prove your worth. Before you all is the stairway to heaven totalling one thousand steps. On each step I will tell you a joke, they will get progre...

Three women have to climb a 1000 step pyramid to get to heaven...

A ginger, a brunette, and a blonde have to climb a 1000 step pyramid to get to heaven. At every step, God tells them a joke, and if they laugh, they go to hell.

The ginger goes first, gets to the 156th step, laughs, and gets sent to hell.

The brunette goes second, gets to the 548th ste...

This joke may contain profanity. šŸ¤”

Is There a Santa Claus? An Engineer's Perspective

Authorā€™s note: All numerical values, calculations and estimates are, of course, indubitably accurate.


The first and foremost thing to take into account to properly begin the proof is the number of children Santa Claus must visit each Christmas. There are approximately two billion children...

So this guy is doing his groceries

when suddenly the manager comes up to him and says: "congratulations, You are our 100th customer! Today, your groceries will be completely free of charge!" He then decides to spend the money he just saved at a computer store. He hardly entered the store or the manager runs up to him and yells: "cong...

This joke may contain profanity. šŸ¤”

A mexican was driving his car when a police officer stopped him...

The police said: Congratulations, you are one of the 1000th drivers who is using a seatbelt.

The mexican said: Thank you so much!

Then the police asked: What are you going to do with the money?

The mexican thought for a few seconds and said: Well I was thinking about getting a ...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.