"Can you tell me what the second to last letter in the alphabet is?"
"Y"
"So I can make a stupid joke"
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet?
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Because I want to know!?
(you have to say this one out loud to get it)
Last year I entered the New York City marathon.
The race started, and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing. The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?" I replied, "You really want to know?" Then I dropped out of the race.<...
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