meaning I came, I saw, I conquered. Which is probably useful for explaining why the strip club down the street now has the motto: Veni, vidi, veni.
Veni, VD, vici
I came, I caught, I cankered
A sperm donor, a carpenter and Mehmed II, Ottoman Emperor are in a room. Julius Caesar walks in the room. What did he say?
"Veni, vidi, vici."
Roman Dating
Caesar and Brutus were chatting over a goblet of wine one day.
Caesar says, "I had a hot date with a girl from Egypt that I met the other night."
Brutus asks, "What was her name?"
Caesar says, "Cleopatra."
Brutus asks, "How did the date go? "
Caesar answers, "vidi ...
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