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Timon Jokes

Whats the difference between Simba and Timon?

Simba is a lion, and Timon is a mere cat.

What do Timon and Pumbaa order at Italian Restaurants?

>!The Tuna Piccata!<

Bored with the carefree life, Timon and Pumbaa decide to join the workforce as software engineers

On their first day at work, Pumbaa's code keeps returning errors for several hours. Finally, Timon says: "Why don't you take a break? I'll fix you some bugs."

What is Timon and Pumbaa's favorite breakfast?

A tuna frittata

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