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Thumb War Jokes

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1,2,3,4 I declare a thumb war...

...5,6,7,8 I use this hand to masturbate.

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An American and a German were playing "Thumb War"

"One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war."

"Five, six, seven, eight, I use this hand to masturbate."

"Einz, zwei, drei, so do I."

When at the airport, if you get asked "Anything to declare?"

It's not the best response to say "A Thumb War".

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