There Once Was A Man From Nantucket Jokes - 7 Hilarious There Once Was A Man From Nantucket Jokes

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There once was a man from nantucket

I forgot how this goes so fuck it.

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There once was a man from Nantucket

Who decided to shit in a bucket

There was no reason why

It was all by the by

He just saw an opportunity and took it

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2017 Limerick: There once was a man from Nantucket

Who after several credible accusations of sexual harassment was forced to resign from his position of political power

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Do dirty limericks count? This is my favorite.

There once was a man from Nantucket

Whose dick was so long he could suck it.

He said with a grin

As he wiped off his chin,

"If my ear were a pussy, I'd fuck it!"

A clean Nantucket limerick

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who kept all his cash in a bucket

His daughter, named Nan,

Ran away with a man

And as for the bucket, Nan tuck it

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Another "man from Nantucket" reference on tv and discovered my three adult kids STILL don't get it because they keep forgetting to look it up so for anyone else out there in the same boat here it is.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
Wiping his chin
He said with a grin
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.

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Limerick, with credit to my favorite Drag Queen, Lily White

There once was a man from Nantucket

He saw a pig and wanted to fuck it

The pig said "I'm queer

but not from the rear,"

"come around to the front and I'll suck it."

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