Today I learned, when someone says ' take my breath away ' they...

don't mean their asthma pump.

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Nice butts take my breath away...

I’m assmatic.

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What did the old man say to the sexy Covid particle?

You take my breath away.

My blow up doll is ugly as sin

But she always manages to take my breath away

Hey girl are you a COVID-19 cell?

Cause' you've got the kinda curves that take my breath away.

A loving husband of many years turns to his wife and says: “I have to be honest with you. In truth you’re like a plastic bag to me”

“You take my breath away.”

The most romantic first line, and least romantic second line.

- I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But keep the paper bag upon your face.
- I thought I could love no other -
That is, until I met your brother.
- I love your smile, your face, your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
- My love, you take my breath away.
What've you steppe...

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