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Today I learned, when someone says ' take my breath away ' they...

don't mean their asthma pump.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Nice butts take my breath away...

I’m assmatic.

Damn girl, you remind me of the Canadian wildfires….

..You take my breath away.

Wife : How dare you saved my mobile number as Covid 19

Husband : Because you take my breath away!

My blow up doll is ugly as sin

But she always manages to take my breath away

Hey girl are you a COVID-19 cell?

Cause' you've got the kinda curves that take my breath away.

A loving husband of many years turns to his wife and says: “I have to be honest with you. In truth you’re like a plastic bag to me”

“You take my breath away.”

The most romantic first line, and least romantic second line.

- I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But keep the paper bag upon your face.
- I thought I could love no other -
That is, until I met your brother.
- I love your smile, your face, your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
- My love, you take my breath away.
What've you steppe...

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