Sitting On The Fence Jokes - 5 Hilarious Sitting On The Fence Jokes

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A construction foreman is interviewing three guys for a job.

He asks the first guy, "Can you take this hammer, throw it in the air, and catch it in your tool belt?"

The first guy says "I sure can!" and tosses the hammer 6 feet in the air. He catches it behind him right in his tool belt.

The foreman nods his head, and says to the second guy, "...

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My friend asked me if it’s ok to use everyday objects for sexual stimulation.

He’s sitting on the fence.

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I was very undecided about attending the LGBT+ Pride march today and I ended up with a sore butt....

...It’s what I get for sitting on the fence!

Little Johnny is sitting in class not paying attention as usual when the teacher calls on him

“Ok Johnny, if there are five birds sitting on the fence and the farmer shoots three how many are left?”

Johnny thinks about it and says “There will be zero left, because the gunshot would have scared them all away!”

“No Johnny there will be two left, but I like the way you think.”
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3 Black Roosters are sitting on a fence

How many wings do they have?

How many Beaks do they have?

How many feet do they have?

There's a white cat sitting on the fence.

How many furs does it have?

How many Whiskers does it have?

How come you know sooo much about black cock and nothing about white p...

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