A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. ...
Little billy came home from school one day with his school report.
When his dad saw the report he was livid, it was appaling. He said "right Billy my lad this is terrible if this doesn't improve by the end of this year I'm afraid I'm going to have to shoot you!" So Billy tried really hard he really gave it his best shot but the reports remained execrable the year ...
And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?“ asks mother.
Come on mom, the most important thing is that I’m healthy!
Famous people and their mothers
*Issac Newton's mother--* "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"
*Archimedes's mother--* "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”
*Thomas Edison's mother--* Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now tu...
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