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Ronda Jokes

What kind of cereal does Ronda Rousey eat?

Kix

The difference between your boyfriend and Ronda Rousey is...

Ronda actually gets paid to disappoint people for 48 seconds.

Ronda Rousey says she contemplated suicide.

Holly Holm declined the rematch though.

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

neither of us can last more than a minute :(

What's Ronda Rousey's favorite movie?

Gone in 60 Seconds.

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Ronda Rousey should change her name...

To Sasha Grey, because her ass got wrecked.

What do you and Ronda Rousey have in common?

You will both be watching the next title fight from home.

My girlfriend calls me Ronda Rousey

Because I only last 45 seconds in the ring.

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

Ronda Rouseys next fight has been announced!

Ronda Rousey V. Crippling Depression

Ronda Rousey is the only MMA fighter I can't fap to.

She's the only one that finishes before I do.

What does OSU and Ronda Rousey have in common?

They were both undefeated until the final kick.

what is in common between h.clinton and ronda rousey?

they both won the popular vote

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

I used to think Ronda Rousey was so hot

But tonight I saw a total knockout

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Next time you prematurely ejaculate

Just remember you probably still lasted longer than Ronda Rousey

Did you hear about who went to DMX’s funeral?

There was Brenda, LaTisha (uh), Linda, Felicia (okay)
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh)
Theresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh)
Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn)
Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?)
Tonya, Dianne, Lori and Carla (okay)
Marina (uh) Selena (uh...

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

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