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Rock And A Hard Place Jokes

They say you don't want to be stuck between a rock and a hard place

Tell that to Dwayne Johnson's balls

What is another way of 'saying caught between a rock and a hard place'?

Having a threesome with Dwayne Johnson

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Did you know the average age of a professional curler is 45? Pretty much making the sport immune from performance enhancing drugs...

Unless they start testing for Viagra. Then the sport would be between a ROCK and a HARD PLACE.

As the blood from your brain rushes down into your erection

Everything in the middle gets stuck between a rock and a hard place

I live in a house between a crack den and a brothel.

I guess you could say i'm between a rock and a hard place.

A hunter goes to the woods

One day a hunter goes in the woods to hunt bears, sees one walking by and BOOM! Shot the bear down. He goes to check if the bear is dead and starts his celebration dance. All of a sudden he feels a tap on his shoulder, turns around and sees a huge bear. "You've made a big mistake Jake" at which the ...

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