Real People Jokes - 5 Hilarious Real People Jokes

All those car commercials that say "real people, not actors"

I agree, actors aren't real people.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Two statues (one nude male, one nude female) sit beside each other at the entrance of Central Park…

One day, very early in the morning, an angel comes down from heaven. He looks the statues up and down, and with a flick of his wrist, *POOF!* he turns the statues into real people.

The man and woman stare at each other in amazement, but their attention soon turns to the angel, who's quite sat...

When I was a child I had many imaginary friends.

They were real people... I just imagined they were my friends.

My company recently hired Frankenstein’s monster to run our HR department. He’s surprisingly good at it.

Turns out he’s a real people person.

Did you hear about the suicide bomber

Who refused to blow up in front of a crowd??
They say he was a real people Persian

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