I need a few brief jokes to tell to a group of elderly people. The punchlines need to be easily understood, and they need to be clean and not making fun of anyone with any kind of disability. Have any brief and fairly original jokes?
This one is good, although I’ll probably have to emphasize the ‘mispronouncing words’ part, and instead of blonde, the dummy will be me:
*A blonde is flying in a Boeing for the first time. She starts jumping on her seat shouting "Boeing Boeing Boeing". The pilot, clearly annoyed by this, w...
"A man goes to prison" joke with two opposite punchlines.
My grandpa used to tell this joke, one day I heard someone else tell it with almost an exact opposite punchline. I've never tried to type it out before, so sorry if this sucks, but here's how I first heard it:
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A man goes to prison and the first night while he's laying in bed contem...
Best jokes with one word punchlines!
Preferably short jokes. e.g. Two fish are swimming in a lake and one runs into a concrete wall. It turns to the other and says, "Dam."
A French, a Brit, and an American are on an expedition in the Amazon
They are captured by a tribe of natives. The chief says to them, "you must die for intruding our land. But it is our custom to allow you to choose your own death."
After some time, the Frenchman says, "my great grandfather died by sword while fighting for France, I shall do the same to honor ...
Just the punchline
r/jokes is full of good humor … and a lot of reposts. This thread is for redditors to post the punchlines of their favorite jokes, and others can put in the jokes, otherwise comment, or just say 42 or whatever.
Go!
Jokes without punchlines are pointless,
and incomplete sentences are annoying, but together
What are some jokes with multiple punchlines? Here is an example what i mean:
A journalist was about to interview a company that advertised 100% chicken meat sausages. The interviewer asked if the sausages are realy 100% chicken meat. Company director:"well this is a secret, but for the sausages to remain juicy, we need to add some horse meat" Interviewer: "Horse mea...
You know what they say about jokes with the wrong punchlines?
To get to the other side.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Meta: Reverse Punchline Challenge
Hey /r/Jokes, I thought it might be interesting to see just how good we are at actually making jokes from unfunny situations. As such, I thought a good challenge might be to provide a few randomly thought up punchlines that *you* the subreddit construct the lead-up/joke to. Highest rated comment wou...
Black holes are like punchlines
You don't see them coming.
Time travelling punchlines.
What is the best way to ruin a joke?
Request for a punchline
I'm not sure if this is the sub for it. Went through the rules but couldn't find anything on the matter.
So here goes.
Why did the skeleton carve the pumpkin?
Edit : Thank you for the punchlines. Got some chuckles. Much appreciated
People keep saying I suck at comedy because I keep stealing punchlines...
To get to the other side!
I know these jokes are supposed to have punchlines
But I still have yet to see one cup of juice here.
Can we please stop with the meta “because she’s dead” punchlines? I’ve been trying to read actual funny jokes from this sub to my mom to cheer her up but she hasn’t laughed at a single one of them.
Because she’s dead.
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