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Pull my finger

T^o^o^o^t
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What’s the last thing you want to hear during a prostate exam?

“Pull my finger”
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Took the old girl for a ride last week

So I reach over and slide my finger in her hole and it was wet. As my finger pushes into her hole it get wetter and wetter. I pull my finger out and she goes down on me. I guess I need to buy a new boat.
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