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Pringle Jokes

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Pringles: "Once you pop, you can't stop."

Why the fuck are they resealable then?

This idiot on the treadmill at the gym.

Just put a water bottle in the Pringles holder.

The creator of pringles is dead and is now buried in a pringles can. But why couldn't he just make the hole wider for us to reach the bottom?

Guess he just wanted us to be jealous that hes the only one who can.

I saw a woman drop a can of Pringles in the store. I picked it up for her and she thanked me.

I told her that I like to help out when the chips are down.

What do you get if you apply enough heat and pressure to Pringles?

Fission chips

My go-to pickup move when I'd just walk next to a girl in the bar and whisper in her ear "If I get excited,I can touch the bottom of the Pringles can" and see how their eyes light up excitement

I love these new snack size ones.

What do they call Pringles in Spain?

Pr*español*

If Sam McCringle can mingle with a single bag of Pringles in the time it takes to sing a single jingle, with how many Pringles did Sam McCringle mingle?

none... Pringles come in cans

What's wrong with Pringles?

They're just too hyperbolic!

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So, A man walks into bar with a cat in a pringles tube and an emu...

The bartender asks where he got an emu.

"I was down in india, doing a bit of vacationing, when I found an oil lamp lying by the side of the road. Naturally, I rubbed it, and a genie popped out! That's how I got these here animals."

"You wished for a cat and an emu?" the bartender a...

Hey girl, are you a tube of Pringles?

Because my whole fist is stuck inside of you

"I never have trouble getting the last few Pringles out of the can"

-Donald Trump, 2016

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

What are Santa's favorite kind of potato chips?

Crisp Pringles

This is ridiculous!

I just saw a guy put his waterbottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill next to me!
What a waste of space.

Flat earthers are so close to the truth, but there are some obvious discrepancies . I've finally solved it...

Welcome to the Pringle Earth Society...and remember, once you see, you can't disagree.

In a hotel in London: The room service boy knocks on the door, and says "Here are your Pringles, Sir."

The Arab guest looks at the box of potato chips for a few minutes appearing totally confused. Finally, he says, "Wallah Habibi, I said Bring Girls."

Reddit, help me finish this joke!

I have the first two parts:

1) The inventor of the Pringles crisp packaging was so proud of his invention that he was cremated and buried in a Pringles can.

2) The inventor of Doritos requested his family dust his grave with crumbled Doritos before burying his urn.

I need hel...

What did Beyonce say to the fat girl?

"...You ate all my pringles lady, all my pringles lady."

I have started measuring my weight by hand to can

by this I mean how far down the Pringles can my hand will reach

Mix up

An old man suddenly arrived in Hell in a burst of flames, looking lost and confused
The Devil looked at his paperwork, and frowned. He was unable to find this old man’s data file.

“This can’t be right,” the old man grumbled, looking at the Devil, “I’ve been a good man all my life.”
...

I could never fist a girl

My hand would always be reaching for a Pringle.

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A flying saucer lands in the middle of a farm one evening...

The farmer and his wife witness the landing and decide to investigate, discovering a male and female Martian couple aboard the craft. Being friendly, the farm couple invites the Martians to dinner back at the farmhouse.

One glass of wine turns into several, the conversation turns raunchy, and...

Watching gymnastics

*gymnast does a double-triple-super-ultra-backflip-frontflip but takes a tiny step when she lands*

Me : *mouthful of pringles* what a loser

Condoms galore

Nike Condoms: Just do it.


Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.


Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.


Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.


Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.


Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: T...

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