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Performance Enhancing Drugs Jokes

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

If you smoke weed before an eating contest

You're technically on performance enhancing drugs

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Funny Lance Armstrong Joke (#2)

(#1)I just heard that Lance Armstrong got his medals taken away from him for using drugs.. This is crazy because, when I do drugs.. I can't even find my bike.

(#2) I just heard that the Tour De France is trying to eliminate Performance Enhancing Drugs.. Yet, they're sponsored by... Viagra

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