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Pabst Jokes

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What's the similarity between having sex in a canoe and Pabst Blue Ribbon?

They're both fucking close to water.

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Cocktail

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "bartender, got any specials today?" Bartender answers, "yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka." The guy asks, "Good grief, what do you call that?" T...

There once was a girl named Ann Heuser

Who claimed no man could surprise her.

Till Pabst took a chance,

Found a Schlitz in her pants,

And now she is sadder Budweiser.

Did you hear PBR is coming out with a new beer cheese spread?

Its called Pabst-Schmear

What do you call the most interesting virus in the world?

The dosequis virus.

No but seriously - let's move pabst the jokes.

Wash your hands frequently; of coors stay home if you're sick; and last, but not least, budweiser.

Did you hear about the hipster youth pastor creating a new Christian sect combining elements of Protestant and Baptist beliefs?

He's a Pabst-ist.

Edited to help /u/visualshocker get the joke

If a group of koi fish Is called a "gasp," then what do you call a group of hipsters?

A Pabst.

Did you hear about the new PBR-flavored bagel spread

"Pabst schmear"

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Old enough to serve, not old enough to be served: the Army and Alcohol

There was a thread a while back where a pun thread took off; it was about the moral hypocrisy of being allowed to put your life at risk fighting in war, while simultaneously not being allowed to drink alcohol.

While I detest most pun threads, this one seemed entertaining to me for some reason...

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The bum and his amazing taste buds

So this drunk bum walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender tells him "get out of here you don't have any money and you stink". "come on say's the bum, just one and I will leave I swear". The bartender thinks about it and thinks well one won't hurt if it will get him out of here. He then g...

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