When asked how I got into olympic diving as a career I always reply:
Just sort of fell into it, really.
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A man met a beautiful girl and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She protested, “But we don’t know anything about each other.” He replied, “That’s all right; we’ll learn about each other as we go along.”
So she consented and they were married, and they went on honeymoon to a
very nice resort.
One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel,
climbed up to the 30-foot high board and did a two-and-a-half-tuck gainer,
entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. T...
My tryout for the Tokyo Olympic diving team was a flop
But I made quite a splash with the judges.
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